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RESOURCE BIN
number sixty three

A painless way to scam a student paper.
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Scamming a Research Paper
OK. It's 11:43 pm and your semester paper is due at 8 am for tomorrow's class. So far, your extensive, careful, and dedicated research has more or less narrowed down a suitable range of possible topics. Sort of. What to do? I should not have to belabor all the obvious rules here: By far your best way to submit a thick report is to use thick paper. Form counts ridiculously more than content. So, be certain to use the glitziest materials, foil inlaid perfect bound parchment covers, and full color laser printing with bunches of fonts. Always be sure to place style over substance. Make sure there's at least 23 entries in the bibliography. Always do make absolutely certain your instructor gets personally and lavishly referenced for not less than one-third of them. But what if you also wanted to bust the curve by having actual content in your paper? Within your time frame, of course. And while never, but never, actually learning anything?

The trick is to hit the web running with a winning topic. One which your instructor has not heard of, but sorely wishes he had. And stuff that nobody else is likely to come up with. Here is how it is done: Get on the web. Click to my http://www.tinaja.com Next select the Surf to interesting web sites button. Select the Web related sites button. Select the Search all sites at once button. Then scroll to Alta Vista. Punch the topic into Alta Vista. Get the first twenty or so entries, ignoring false hits. Or most weaker ones. Print the good guys out. Read all the sheets and mark them with a page highliter. Scan or key in the highlighted words. Print and submit your paper. More on doing web research can be located on the Webmaster library shelf of www.tinaja.com. Especially check RESBN60.PDF Here are my current selections for a few sure-fire paper topics...

An aerogel tutorial site can be found at eande.lbl.gov/ECS/aerogels/sabib.htm An intro and aerogel resource list do appear in my MUSE112.PDF

Archaeomagnetism
Any magnetic mineral or material has a Curie point above which it loses all its magnetic properties. If you heat anything above its Curie point, apply a magnetic field and then cool it, the strength and direction of the magnetic field should get "locked" in. Making a somewhat permanent magnet. The earth's magnetic north pole is nowhere near true north. It wanders all over the lot. The poles might even suddenly reverse themselves. Literally flipping out. Both effects are caused by chaotic pertubations of the earth's magnetohydrodynamic field. Records of this polar wandering over time are readily found. At any point on the earth, the pole wandering will create a change in the declination and inclination of the field vector. Take a ceramic pot with some iron minerals in it. Fire it. The heating removes all the previous magnetism. Then cool the pot. Your cooling locks in the inclination and declination of the earth's magnetic field. Since most pots are fired rightside up, any piece of any pot should hold a record of the magnetic inclination that matches the polar wandering position at the time of firing. Giving you a powerful prehistoric dating tool. Called archaeomagnetism One that can tell you an absolute date if you already have a ballpark guess. Telling you how far distant tradeware pottery ranged. You'll have to be very careful to preserve the exact position of the pot before you make a lab test. You could also find the last time a firepit was actually used. Once again, by carefully orienting a sample before you remove it for analysis. If you are more interested in rocks
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Aerogels
Aerogels are the fifth state of matter that consist of a solid suspended in a gas. Sort of "solid smoke". Aerogels

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are astonishingly light and are superb insulators. They are often made from silicon, but carbon versions have been made from seaweed. Aerogels block heat and sound but freely pass light. Some now offer optical clarity good enough for energy efficient windows and skylights. Other uses include everything from capturing tiny meteors to advanced batteries to light loudspeaker cones to desalinization of seawater. One printed source of aerogel info is that Journal of Non-Crystalline Solids.

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than pots, you refer to the same effect Paleomagnetism. Then apply it to study the history of rock formations. Or to study those polar wanderings all by themselves. I did a tutorial way on back in the September 1969 Electronics World on pages 23-26+. Lots of newer material is easily found on the web.

Buckyballs
Until recently, a mere two forms of carbon were known to exist. Ultra soft graphite and ultra hard diamond. But a bizarre third carbon form was found only a few years back. By selecting 20 hexagonal arrangements of six carbon atoms and then fusing them with 12 pentagonal groupings of five carbon toms, a hollow geodetic pure carbon molecule of 60 atoms is created. Because this hollow all-carbon C-60 molecule appears just like a geodetic dome or a soccer ball, it was named after the late Buckminster Fuller, one leading early proponent of geodetic dome structures. Potential buckyball uses do include super lubricants, new batteries, ultra strong fibers, better semiconductors, and entire new classes of materials. Buckyballs are now fairly low cost. One source is MER, short for Materials and Electrochemical Research. You will find a thousand or so web hits on this leading edge topic. My take on all this appeared as HACK43.PDF.

the Curie point. And your heat sink is above the Curie point. The horse's whatever paper on this is Andri Andreenco's Magnetocaloric Effects in Rare Earth Magnetic Materials. Appearing in Soviet Physics Usp. On pages 32-39 of Volume #8 for August 1989. I have got some references and background info in HACK33.PDF and HACK35.PDF.

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Magnetic Refrigeration
It would be wrong to call this a hot topic. Because it is really an extremely cold one. Brrrr. As we saw with archaeomagnetism, anything magnetic has a Curie point. Above which it is no longer magnetic. If you magnetize something, you raise its internal energy. If you then heat it above its Curie point, the magnetism "goes away". Releasing stored energy in the form of heat. This process is sometimes called the magnetocaloric effect. At some low temperature, you put energy in. At higher temperature, you take energy out. Other names for such devices are heat pumps or refrigerators. Magnetic refrigeration is best suited for cryogenic and related lower temp apps. Although it someday may see a few room temperature uses. Efficiencies as much as 40:1 better than mechanical systems are possible. One good material is gadolinium. The temperature range is carefully chosen so that the heat source ends up below
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"Get out of Dodge". Your untapped opportunities here boggle the mind. The leading publication seems to be that Journal of Infrared and Millimeter Waves. Good web search keys include "submillimeter" and "Terahertz". I did an intro in HACK84.PDF.

Santa Claus Machines
Otherwise called rapid prototyping. Any scheme to construct solid objects from a data base or a comm channel. Letting you replicate a car part, a $20 bill, or a roast beef sandwich. We already have a few of these RP machines available today. But most of them are remain a tad pricey. Like a house and two cars. And so far, the roast beef sandwiches leave a distinct acrylic aftertaste. But these are low in cholesterol and totally fat free. One early RP method uses a laser to selectively harden a photopolymer. A second uses a scanning laser to sinter together zillions of very tiny metal or plastic spheres. A third is basically a high tech glue gun extruding plastic string. A fourth uses inkjet techniques to selectively apply the hardener. You will also find a dozen or more "also ran" technologies competing for some really big megabucks. Leading companies here are 3-D Systems, DTM, and Stratasys. The Edge is a 3-D Systems house publication. My Santa Claus columns are HACK01.PDF, HACK36.PDF, and HACK47.PDF. See HACK77.PDF as well.

travels along. Neither squashing itself together nor spreading out. Solitons demand a slightly nonlinear media that they precisely interact with. Solitons let you transmit fiber optic communications all the way around the world without repeaters. They are basically a way to communicate faster over longer distances. One project I would sort of like to develop is a soliton water cannon. Or more correctly called a monitor or deck gun by us fire service folks. Effective firefighting streams tend to max out at 250 feet. There's lots of times when you'd want to reach a lot further. Sure enough, when you turn your garden hose on and off uddently, an initial "packet" of water spurts much further than the steady state stream. Can you "soliton" these packets into a controllable and effective long range stream? Big bucks here. While long distance comm is your soliton biggie, the latest f studies are on microminiature soliton circuits. In which tiny wave pulses communicate with each other going over a special conductive nano scale plastic. These can reduce integrated circuit sizes by thousands of times. There's tons of soliton info on the web. One fairly good print tutorial is Russell Herman's Solitary Waves in American Scientist for July-Aug 1992. I did a soliton tutorial and a resource listing back in HACK77.PDF.

What is apparently coming down is that the sonic energy gets spherically focused by as much as twelve orders of magnitude. Their blue light is actually uv centered on 310 nanometers. The collapse heats the air at the center of the bubble to 10,000 degrees. And possibly much higher. Even more intriguing, all of these light pulses are a mere 50 picoseconds long. Future uses include generating light pulses for use in laser research and spectroscopy. And�just maybe�a new fusion-related energy source. There's some 500 sonoluminescence hits on the web. Including some great tutorials. A construction project was in the Scientific American for ebruary 1995. In the Amateur Scientist column, pages 96-98. My own backgrounder is HACK73.PDF.

Thermolumnescence
Take a piece of limestone. Gently crush it and slowly heat it to kitchen oven temperatures. Chances are the powder will emit light. But only while being heated. And only while the heat is increasing. Cool it and repeat the process. Nothing happens. Why? Ceramics, selected chemicals, and certain geological materials have tiny atomic features inside themselves that are called traps. Should some nuclear radiation show up, an electron might get blasted into a higher level trap. Heat the trap, and the blasted higher level energy gets released as a flash of light. Reheat it, and nothing happens because the trap is empty. The higher the radiation, the more energy in the traps. And the more the recovered light on heating. This light is thermoluminescence. Uses? Disposable dosimetry badges. Geological dating. Finding out if a potsherd is ancient or modern. (The old one will thermoluminesce. The
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Sonoluminescence
Sonoluminescence, otherwise known as "light from sound" is an emerging research topic having some stunning new uses. Take a small flask of water. Then couple it to a 25 kHz ultrasonic transducer. Cavitating bubbles should rapidly form. Some of the collapsing bubbles will emit blue light!

Solitons
A soliton is a very specialized pulse waveshape. One originally observed from a canal bank hundreds of years ago. A wave that "goes forever". A soliton can have the remarkable property that it "rebuilds tself" as it

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modern one will not.) Lunar research because the moon thermolumineses. Harshaw Bicron is one main source for badges and instrumentation. McDougall's Thermoluminescence of Geological Materials is ne text. From Academic Press. Also see my ancient story on this in the March 1969 issue of Electronics Now. On pages 43-46.

Vortex Coolers
Take a magic "Tee" shaped pipe. An "empty" one having no moving parts. Blow air into the middle. Believe it or not, cold air comes out one end and hot air will come out the other. To -40 degrees, even. These are often called Hilsch Tubes or Ranque-Hilsch Tubes. An adjusting screw can let you optimize for lowest temperatures, maximum cooling, or anything in between. How does it work? By conservation of momentum. A high speed hollow vortex gets created on your inlet side. Some of your air will go out your hot exhaust, while the rest continues as a vortex inside the input one. Since the angular momentum of a smaller radius stream has to be lower, energy has to get transferred from the input stream to the output one. Thus

heating input and cooling output. Apps? Everything from cooling the needles on large sewing machines to keeping temperatures down inside of electronic cabinets. Although the efficiency is typically rather low with a COP of only 0.4 or so, the actual energy goes in at the air compressor across the room. All the excess heat gets dumped out its own pipe. Unlike a thermoelectric device where heat from its incredibly poor efficiency ends up in the wrong place. Two leading suppliers are Vortec and Exair. There's a rich selection of web sites on this subject. My intros are HACK35.PDF and ELEGSIMP.PDF.

guidelines we ust looked at. Or send me a copy of your paper on any of the above topics. Or one that belongs on the list that I've overlooked. There will be a largish pile of my new Incredible Secret Money Machine II books going to the dozen or so better entries, plus an all-expense-paid (FOB Thatcher, AZ) tinaja quest for two that will go to the very best of all. Send all your written entries to me here at Synergetics, rather than to Nuts & Volts editorial. 3 Microcomputer pioneer and guru Don Lancaster is the author of 33 books and countless tech articles. Don maintains his no-charge US tech helpline found at (520) 428-4073, besides offering all of his own books, reprints, and consulting services. Don also has two free catalogs full of his resource secrets waiting for you. Your best calling times are 8-5 on weekdays, Mountain Standard Time. Don is in the process of setting up his Guru's Lair at http://www.tinaja.com Full reprints and preprints of all Don's columns and ongoing tech support appear here. You can reach Don at Synergetics, Box 809, Thatcher, AZ 85552. Or send any messages to his US Internet address of don@tinaja.com

Some Also Rans
I guess we are pretty near out of room. Other workable paper subjects include GPS (MUSE92.PDF), Fibonacci Sunflowers (in MUSE89.PDF, Electric Discharge Machining (HACK60.PDF or HACK63.PDF), Fractals (HACK25.PDF and HACK47.PDF), and Wavelets (try HACK38.PDF and HACK49.PDF).

This Month's Contest
For our contest this month, just tell me any sure fire winning subject for a student paper. One that meets the

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