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Happy Valentines: Nerd Pick Up Lines

Posted on: 13-Feb-2009

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Twitter has a hilarious tweeting about Nerd Pick Up Lines. Here are some of my favs:

Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I hope you practice net neutrality

Why don't you let me recompile you?

Hey, baby, let's break out of this loop!

There must be something wrong with my DDR3; I just can't get you out of my memory

Your files are DRM'd? Sorry, I'm not into bondage.

Drag me, drop me, make me feel like an object!

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My firewall is wide open to your network probes.

I'd love to meet your motherboard.

Hey baby, if you were a quark, which flavor would you be--top or bottom?

Wow that's a big interface.

I'll make an exception for you in regards to my dating profile location radius.

Let me be this evening's disaster recovery solution

 

Here's the link if you want more:

http://search.twitter.com/search?max_id=1207399062&page=2&q=%23nerdpickuplines

 

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