Posted on: 13-Feb-2009
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Twitter has a hilarious tweeting about Nerd Pick Up Lines. Here are some of my favs:
Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I hope you practice net neutrality
Why don't you let me recompile you?
Hey, baby, let's break out of this loop!
There must be something wrong with my DDR3; I just can't get you out of my memory
Your files are DRM'd? Sorry, I'm not into bondage.
Drag me, drop me, make me feel like an object!
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
My firewall is wide open to your network probes.
I'd love to meet your motherboard.
Hey baby, if you were a quark, which flavor would you be--top or bottom?
Wow that's a big interface.
I'll make an exception for you in regards to my dating profile location radius.
Let me be this evening's disaster recovery solution
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